{"product_id":"rub-some-dirt-on-it-medic-morale-patch","title":"Rub Some Dirt on It Medic Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eADVANCED FIELD MEDICINE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “Rub Some Dirt on It” morale patch delivers the bedside manner nobody asked for: “Everything stops bleeding eventually.” It is made for medics, first responders, veterans, and anyone whose sympathy has seen better days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDark medical humor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Combines a skull-and-Star-of-Life emblem with two brutally reassuring phrases.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEmbroidered construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Detailed stitching and a bordered rectangular shape create a classic morale-patch finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 10 by 4.5 centimeters, or about 3.94 by 1.77 inches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHook-backed:\u003c\/strong\u003e Attaches to compatible loop panels on bags, vests, hats, jackets, and patch displays.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eATTACHMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePress firmly onto a clean, compatible loop panel. Remove before laundering the item it is attached to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestionable advice. Excellent morale.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedic humor for correctional officers and response teams. A morale patch for bags, vests, and patch panels.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chain Gang Supply Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50165799190666,"sku":"14:193","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/2127\/1434\/files\/Rub_Some_Dirt_On_It.png?v=1788993495","url":"https:\/\/chaingangsupply.com\/products\/rub-some-dirt-on-it-medic-morale-patch","provider":"Chain Gang Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}