I Shaved My Balls for This Morale Patch

WELL, THIS WAS DISAPPOINTING

The “I Shaved My Balls for This?” morale patch delivers one brutally honest question for dates, deployments, meetings, and every other occasion that failed to justify the preparation.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Unfiltered morale: Bold white lettering makes the joke impossible to miss.
• Black fabric construction: A clean stitched border gives the patch a finished tactical look.
• Hook-backed: Attaches to compatible loop panels on bags, vests, hats, jackets, and patch displays.
• One patch included: Loop panel is not included.

ATTACHMENT

Press firmly onto a clean, compatible loop panel. Remove before laundering the item it is attached to.

For people who came prepared—and immediately regretted the effort.

Brutally honest humor for correctional officers and anyone who has shown up overprepared. A morale patch for off-duty gear.